bemusedlybespectacled:

brattylikestoeat:

ALT

powerfulwizard:

aviculture:

“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what

Milk is from breasts yum

depsidase:

toastyglow:

Oh PISSING contest. My bad bro I thought you said KISSING contest lol

boydykedevo:

boydykedevo:

hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me

when headphones beep sadly because their battery is low: oh you poor thing :( let me plug you in :(

when headphones say “battery low” in a human voice: Who Are You Stop Interrupting My Music

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

hot-sauce-on-kelp:

Ianthe in HTN is so funny to me because she literally does not give a single fuck. Harrow’s out here fighting for her life and Ianthe is like “yup. This is exactly what I wanted. Reached my peak. No one’s stabbed me yet. You all want to die, not me though. Skill issue.” And she’s so real for that. Textbook definition of IJBOL.

mogamoka:

Fallen Angel

thingsfromthedirt:

forestslut:

blujayonthewing:

unclefather:

they’re not even his teeth